Man, what
time is it?
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
Holy shit!
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
I shouldn't a drank all that shit
last night
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
Aw
Another day, same couch
rib cushions my feet
pop tart and milk
great 'fridge'
got nothing to eat
love left me for money
she's a ho anyway
gonna sip my 12 and get drunk all
day
I sit and get high, make cocktail
dry
love is a lie, and I am alive
it seems boring, number rolling
so I'll just sit here, light a
cig upon the stove
and crack a beer and watch
Chico and The Man
I got my pony watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
don't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my beer watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
don't got no job
Wakin' up, bogart
I'm might be dope, but I'm not
fly
might as well die
or maybe I'll actually take my
lazy, shitty ass and walk outside
iller than the neighbor's
ignorate, judgemental wife in
disgust, naw
I think I'll smoke one more
cigarette, and watch the Spanish
Channel and lust
maybe I'll glue my eyes closed,
maybe I'll write Shakspearean
prose in the nude
in search, ending up searching
for strange focuses, while
swallowing Quaaludes
"Hey dude!"
"What?"
I'm fuckin bored
My brain chemicals will allow no
joy
I'm sick of decoys
So I lay under the covers one
more beautiful sunny day and
watch my stolen cable
"Why don't you enjoy life
for what it is?"
I'm not able
and hey, who'd I wake up next to?
I don't remember you
"but Brooks, I'm your true
love from high school...gimme a
hug baby"
"hey, hey, hey, fuck you"
but anyway, back to the numbing
sound of quality programming
I think I'll drink liquor, curse
God and a watch Knots Landing
black out the windows 'cause the
Sun's screwing up my reception,
damn
and once again I'm watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my beer watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my brew watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin'
I lost my job, my car battery
dead
and I'm pissin' on the seat,
can't get a trade to the head
how in the hell did it get this
bad?
gonna wipe my ass with the want-ads
and I'm eatin' stale Pop-tarts
and bustin' farts
done turned unemployment into an
art
tell the whole world to leave me
alone
don't knock on my door, don't
call my phone
I ain't pleasing you but
motherfucker I'm grown
and I'm lazy as hell but I'm on
my own
cigarettes, empty bottles and
dirty socks
underwear with skidmarks and a
broken clock
my cigs piled high where the
roaches roam
on a two-week old plate of
chicken bones
diggin' in my ass and I grab the
remote
switch on the Magnava
and guess what's on?
What's that?
Chico and The Man
I got my pony, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high, watchin'
Chico and The Man
got a Pop-tart, eatin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need a life, watchin'
Chico and The Man
can't get no pussy, watchin'
Chico and The Man
what's happenin' to me, watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need some money, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need a woman, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm on my ass, watchin'
Chico and The Man
this life's a bore, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm all alone, watchin'
Chico and The Man
countin' the roaches, watchin'
Chico and The Man
need to get some jobs, watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
and you know
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
I don't give a fuck man, you know
my mom says I ain't got no
responsibilites you know and all
You know maybe she was a hippie
from the 60's
and she just gave me some ill
gene
you know what I mean?
blah, blah, blah
Fuck it!
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