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Brooks Buford - Straight Outta Rehab - 05 - Trailer Fabulous

 

Crawdaddy, crawdaddy, crawdaddy
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I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists

Woke up this mornin' lookin' janky people laughin' at me
Pushed out the door and hit the dirty, I got a dollar thirty
I hit the store and saw a whore and tried to take her with me
She said "Right, HEY, you ain't got no money!"
And so I wrote it off and rode off and shook it off
Had to stop for a minute from the cancer cough
But I lit it up again, I lit it up again hey
"HEY, you ain't got no money!"

I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists
And I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists
And I'm living trailer fabulous

Y'all gon' love this
Atlanta, Georgia from the crib to the 'Bama border
I'm out of order
Put down the water, pick up a bottle and a tape recorder
DUI till I die, flossin’ through Pink Pony
Throwin' money at tenderoni, lookin' lonely
I got ice queens, meth girls fresh out the clinic with curls
I like girls that like girls, what a world
We dealin' with feelin' it til somebody tell me I'm dead
You got it, I'm chillin' in it and I'm putting it in my bed

I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists
And I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists
And I'm living trailer fabulous

Up in Winn-Dixie I'm shoppin'
Chicken wingin' and pork choppin'
In a chopper I'm choppin'
Rockin' Dokken and pill poppin'
You know I'm show stoppin'
Poppin' and lockin'
Run up in your house with a stocking
Riding a Huffy, tabletoppin'
Moppin' the floor at Wendy's
I'm wearing nuthin' trendy
I'm a half ass halfbreed, half-slap and half-happy
Drinkin' beer, steer clear of deer
Run out in the front yard and play 'smear the queer!'

I just got off probation
I just lost all sensation
Wow

Heehaw heehaw Jackass
Heehaw heehaw Jackass
Heehaw heehaw Jackass
Heehaw heehaw Jackass

I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists
And I'm living trailer fabulous
Ill tempered, mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrists
And I'm living trailer fabulous

Woke up this mornin' lookin' janky people laughin' at me
Pushed out the door and hit the dirty, I got a dollar thirty
I hit the store and saw a whore and tried to take her with me
She said "Right, HEY, you ain't got no money!"
And so I wrote it off and rode off and shook it off
Had to stop for a minute from the cancer cough
But I lit it up again, I lit it up again hey
"HEY, you ain't got no money!"

I'm living trailer fabulous
Trailer fabulous, trailer fabulous
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