Chuck
Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it’s
been a hell of a game thus far,
Wink.
Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone):
Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You
know, Brooks Buford was a three-time
white chip All-American at
Alberta Baptist Technical School
for the Blind.
CJ: Hmmm. Wow!
WD: He’s like a nine-dicked
weasel.
CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone,
he got drafted straight outta
Motherfuck U.
WD: Huh?
CJ: They said he majored in
kickin’ ass.
WD: Yeah! I heard he made the
fiend’s list!
(Laughter)
CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure
do crack yourself up, don’t
‘cha? Well, for the halftime
show we have a group called Rehab.
WD: Ahhh!
CJ: Apparently, they’re
gonna perform with the Dixie
Demon marching band and the
cheerleaders and some guy named
“Killer” something or
another or something.
WD: Jumpin’ jehosephat!
Where does the school find these
assholes?
CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a
used condom!
(Laughter)
WD: Well, here they go kids! Let’s
have a listen!
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