(Brooks
Buford) WFUK AM 420 now
interrupts your regular radio
programming for broadcast of the
One Duck County Demon game.
Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Hey
Pussies! Welcome to the first
game of the new season. I'm Chuck
Janke.
Wink Dickerson (Danny Boone): And
this is Wink Dickerson. Hey. Well
folks, I tell ya, it was a rough
year for our guys last season.
CJ: Sure was. Yeah, well it
started off good, but then just
went to straight fecal matter
thrown into a DC-10 engine, if
you know what I mean.
WD: Yeah, some real turd action.
CJ: Yeah, a 'shit-twister', if
you will. Okay.
WD: Yeah, I heard Danny Boone had
stomach surgery.
CJ: Sure did.
WD: Apparently his liver fell out
in his Warner Robins home.
CJ: God, what a dick.
WD: Really.
CJ: Yeah, and Brooks Buford ended
up in the ER with a hole in his
nose.
WD: Yeah, and we all know what
that was from.
CJ: We sure do. God, what an
asshole.
WD: Who does he think he is?
Darryl Strawberry? Geeze Louise.
CJ: Yeah, he's a little Robert
Downey Jr. Yeah, well, it looks
like they're about to come out on
the field now.
WD: Well folks, let's hope for a
better season than the last.
America
CJ: Tell 'em Wink.
WD: Are you ready? Heeeeeeere
comes the Demons!
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