The "Raw Toonage" Episode Guide

EPISODE #1 ( 9/19/92 )

      Ludwig Von Drake demonstrates various principals of toon physics.

HB:  Spatula Party
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     Bonkers's new neighbor Fawn Deer wants to borrow a spatula, and so Bonkers
scurries all around the neighborhood trying to get one.

TTV: Doggie Schnauzer
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     The life of a man who swallowed a washing machine depends on Doggie 
Schnauzer, a brilliant surgeon but also a mutt with obedience problems.

M: Marsupilami Meets Dr. Normanstein
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     Marsupilami and Maurice stumble onto the lab of the evil Dr.Normanstein, 
who happens to be looking for a brain for his new monster, Apenstein. 
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EPISODE #2 ( 9/26/92 )

     Don Karnage shows the audience how to look for buried treasure, with 
mixed results.  Watch for a surprise cameo at the end.

HB:  Sheerluck Bonkers
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     Victorian era detective Sheerluck Bonkers tries to find out who's stolen a
priceless pendant from Princess Fawn of Doe-mania.

TTV:  All Potato Network
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     This cable channel features programming of special interest to tubers, 
like the soap opera "All my Spuds" and the police show "Spudsky and Hutch".

M: The Puck Stops Here
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     Norman uses the hotel air conditioning system to freeze the lake, and then
challenges Mars to a game of hockey.
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EPISODE #3 ( 10/3/92 )

     Uncle Scrooge demonstrates the new security system he's installed in his
money bin, by trying to break in.

HB:  Bonkers in Space
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     In the future, Bonkers and Jitters work at a spaceship-wash outfit in a
space station.  But Jitters accidentally gets cast into space while Bonkers 
puts the moves on Fawn.

TTV:  Cro Magnum P.I.
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     A stone-age gumshoe investigates a business tychoon's theft of ideas for
new inventions like the wheel and fire in this pre-historic film noir.

M: The Treasure of the Sierra Marsdre
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     Norman spies on Mars and Maurice planing to go on a treasure hunt, and 
worms his way into joining them.
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EPISODE #4 ( 10/10/92 )

     In contemporary New York, superstar Sebastian tries to get to the Mervin
Peevish (?) Convention Center in time to host a variety show, avoiding being 
caught by Chef Louie along the way.  This host sequence took up the whole of
Act III, leaving out "Totally Tasteless Videos", and was later collected as a
"Sebastian the Crab" short titled "Flambe, Bambe".

HB: Draining Cats and Dogs
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     Plumbers Bonkers and Jitters rescue Fawn when her pipes burst and flood
her house.

M: Mars vs. Man
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     Foreman Norman uproots Mars's tree to make space for his condominiums, but
Mars squats in one of them.
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EPISODE #5 ( 10/17/92 )

     Jitters A. Dog does stunt work for the Disney shows "Duck Tales", "Rescue
Rangers", "The Little Mermaid", and "TaleSpin".  Watch for cameos.

HB:  Get Me to the Church on Time
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     Bonkers and Jitters have a difficult time getting to Jitter's wedding with
Tanya in time.

TTV:  So You Think You Know Everything, Do You? ( ? )
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     Two certified geniuses compete on a game show with each other, and a dog.

M: Someone's in the Kitchen with Mars ( ? )
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     Chef Norman steals Mars and Maurice's big basket of fruit.  But Mars and
Maurice track him to the hotel kitchen.
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EPISODE #6 ( 10/24/92 )

     Bonkers tries to deliver a tv to Fawn's house.

HB:  Ski Patrol
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     Ambulance drivers Bonkers and Jitters rush to help skier Grumbles, who's 
injured on the slopes.

TTV:  Poultrygeist
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     A family is alarmed to find out that their house was built on the site of
an old fast-food chicken restaurant, and now the poltergeists of the chickens
eaten there terrorize them.

M: Romancing the Clone ( ? )
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     Norman dresses up as a female marsupilami to deceive a tourist that's 
trying to take a picture of a marsupilami.  But Mars falls in love with Norman.

Goofy's Guide to the Olympics ( ? )
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     Sports Goofy demonstrates various track and field events.  Apparently a
host sequence that for some reason was collected together as a short.

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EPISODE #7 ( 10/31/92 )

     Host:  None.

HB:  Get Me a Pizza ( Hold the Minefield )
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     A black-and-white newsreel tells of how World War I hero Bonkers bravely
delivered pizzas to our boys in the front.

TTV:  Nightmare on Rocky Road
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     A boy who loves ice cream gets his wish when the whole world turns to ice
cream.  But now he must face the evil Freddy Scooper.

M:  Wannabe Ruler?
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     Mars and Norman compete for the title of ruler of the Wannabe tribe, and
the treasure that comes with it.

TTV:  The Porkers' Court
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     The three pigs take the big bad wolf to the T.V. court over the shoddy 
conditions of the houses that he's leased to them.

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EPISODE #8 ( 11/7/92 )

     Launchpad McQuack gives lessons in flying.

BK:  Dogzapoppin' ( ? )
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     Bonkers has to get an important package to his boss, Grumbles, but he
can't get past Grumble's nasty dog. 

M: The Hairy Ape ( ? )
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     Norman traps Maurice to take to the zoo, telling Mars that he's taking him
to a party.  But now Mars wants to go, too.

A Fear of Kites
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     Mars and Maurice's kite gets tangled up on the hotel rooftop.  But bellhop
Norman won't let them inside to retrieve it.
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EPISODE #9 ( 11/14/92 )

     Host:  None

BK:  Trailmix Bonkers ( ? )
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     Pony express rider TrailMix Bonkers delivers two money plates to  Cali-
fornia and fights the Grumbles Kid.

M: The Young and the Nestless ( ? )
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     Mars reminisces about a time when a young Mars and Maurice fought a kid-
age Norman over Mars's comic book collection.

TTV:  Coming Attractions
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     Features ads for the snack bar, where you can buy a "refreshing cup of 
Blue" and previews of films like "Totzilla" and "Rambone" ( which features the
soldier chicken out to avenge the friends who wound up as fast food ).

M: Bathtime for Maurice ( ? )
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     Mars has to go through a lot of trouble to get filthy Maurice to take a
bath.
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EPISODE #10 ( 11/21/92 )

     Gosalyn enthusiastically eggs on a reluctant Ludwig von Drake to build a 
monster for her.

M: Witch Doctor is Which? ( ? )
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     Witch Doctor Norman places a series of curses on Mars so that he instead 
of Mars will be the happiest person in the jungle.

Robin Hoof
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     Dashing cow Robin Hoof and his ( ?! ) sidekick Milk Maid Marion protect
the people of Sherwood Forest from the evil Prince and Sherriff in this send-up
of Jay Ward's Fractured Fairy Tales.

M: Jungle Fever ( ? )
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     Mars tries to cure a sick Maurice, but keeps getting sneezed into the way
of a refined lion.
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EPISODE #11 ( 11/28/92 )

     Marsupilami teaches Maurice how to defend himself against a bully.

BK:  Quest for Firewood
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     In prehistoric times, cavecat Bonkers searches for firewood for his tribe.

TTV:  Badly Animated Man
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     Meet Badly Animated Man, the superhero who can leap over a tall building
with a single drawing, and who wields a Two-Frame-a-Minute Punch.

Safari So Good
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     Norman's Aunt ( name? ) pays a visit and takes an immediate liking to 
Mars.
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EPISODE #12 ( 12/5/92 )

     Host:  None.

BK:  Gobble Gobble Bonkers
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     Jitters lets Bonkers take one his beloved turkeys to Grumbles for Thanks-
giving dinner, not realizing that it's the dinner.

M: Hot Spots
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     A heat wave, a watering hole and Norman all combine to make trouble for 
the jungle residents.

TTV:  My New Shoes
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     A kid raps about all the cool things he can do with his new shoes in this
hiphop video.

M: Prime Mates Forever
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     Mars helps Maurice try to romance a tough female gorilla.